lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

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Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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(Source: ethan-lawson-wate)

crooklynheights:

ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

never forget this

(Source: thequeenbey)

and-then-sara:

farxsparkle:

im-still-unbroken:

mightyfinevalkorian:

The Best Cat GIF Post in the History of Cat GIFs (via buzzfeed)

WHAT ARE CATS

I CANT BREATHE TWO GROWN MEN IN SUITS RUN AWAY BECAUSE THAT  CAT IS LIKE POSSESSED OR SOMETHING IDK

cat wins

I love the second gif. He’s all “YOU DARE MOCK ME?!”

(Source: noniebalonie)

bumblecloud:

shiraae:

americaeffyeah:

emilylikesaliens:

wtfml:

Best 8 Seconds of my life.

this again dkjfsd

I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.

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this is like the best thing ever

(Source: youtube.com)

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian)

rodenn:

this laffy taffy is getting deep

(Source: jgavaris)

always-alltimelow:

swifty-fox:

itwas99cents:

peculiarponds:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

fckyeahkickthepj:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

i just.

WHY FUCKING WHY IM CRYING RN

Im bawling like I can’t even, the first like 15

secounds and I realized what this is 

This truly is beautiful

*cries softly*

I AM CRYING WHAT

(Source: alphageek2011)

Played 3223281 times.

cuddlesexual:

theladylillibet:

Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.

we are the cutest scifi species

spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories

spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories

"I already said too much. I already shared too much, and I want all my secrets back. I hate getting close to people these days, I always regret sharing too much, caring too much, doing too much, feeling too much."
— (via peering)

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

(Source: psychopoison)

valariesue:

I dislike a solid 94% of all the people I have to communicate with including but not limited to friends, acquaintances, classmates, professors, strangers, and family. And it’s funny because no one is actually positively certain if I like them or not. But just to be safe, I probably don’t.

hannah-eats-healthy:

When are people going to realise that eating disorders are not weight disorders?

You don’t have to be thin / underweight / emaciated to have an eating disorder. 

You can look perfectly ‘healthy’, and have a monster in your mind that is destroying you from the inside.

(Source: beyond-bones)

weshouldsmokeaboutit:

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

this is gold